of travis and coldplay

Why does it always rain on me?
Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?

this horribly spotty weather spell better stop soon.
if it carries on, i'm gonna ask for a rebate/refund on my bike road tax.

on a cheerier note,jon is in the uk right now courtesy of mtv watching coldplay. jealousy is not a strong enough word to express how i feel now.

oh. and i have a mullet for hair now. i have to use a substantial amount of clay to make it seem otherwise. i believe my hairstylist must have been watching wham mtvs the night before he got his hands on my follicles.